♒ |Amanda-19-f-cat|


"Just be glad I dont snatch you and try to break your neck with my feet. He may purr, but I'm the real cat here."


Valerie: (゚Д゚ノ)ノ
Valerie: CAREFUL WITH THE JAM
Amanda: (҂⌣̀_⌣́)ᕤ
Amanda: i can handle the jam
Valerie: (´Д`|||)
Valerie: I don't think you can handle the jam
Valerie: ♪ヾ(・∀・`*)ノ
Valerie: NOT WITHOUT HELP
Sep

makingmountainsoutofmountains:

Stop saying LGBT when you mean gay.
Stop saying LGBT when you mean gay.
Stop saying LGBT when you mean gay.

Trans and bi people don’t benefit from progress that only /pretends/ to include them.

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Aug

babylizard:

im losing my shit

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Aug

halfboyfriend:

laughingsquid:

Husky Verbally Refuses to Go Into His Kennel

omfg this is like a parent trying to get their kid out of bed for school

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Aug

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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Aug
bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet."
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention."
lesbian does not mean "masculine."
gay does not mean "feminine."
transgender does not mean "going through a phase."
transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion."
asexual does not mean "prude."
demisexual does not mean "prude."
pansexual does not mean "easy."
heterosexual does not mean "normal"
Your does not mean "you are"
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Aug

fartgallery:

fridge poetry

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Aug

duskcrossroads:

IF YOU EVER WORK AS A CASHIER
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND JUST HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO HEAR THAT.

I’m sorry sir, did you think you were being original BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY HEARD IF 12 MILLION FUCKING TIMES TODAY!

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Aug
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Aug

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

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Aug

spicy-vagina-tacos:

so my new text post is going great

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Aug

tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]

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Aug
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Aug
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Aug

batlesbo:

sandflakedraws:

I’ve come to realize that by making Sam pear shaped, I’ve given my 3 main characters large hips and thunder thighs… and suprisingly- I’ve very little regret. The trifecta is complete. 

I love drawing my ladies showing affection. It’s a huge weakness of mine.

I like it! :D

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