i just realized this okay
a random baby fell out of the sky and killed bro fucking striders horse so you know what he did he chopped that horse up all by himself and made a fucking bib out of its stomach to give to this random baby
bro fucking strider
i JUST REALIZED THAT BRO IS CARRYING THE HORSE
hE’S CaRrYING THE FUckING HORSE!??!?!????
BRO FUCKIGN STRIDER MAN PICKING UP DEAD HORSES WITH ONE ARM AND SLICING THROUGH METEORS WITHA FUCKIN SWORD
can we talk about the fact that A.) bro used a shitty batman stabby thing to hang the note. and dirk had a shitty batman belt in the alpha timeline so its more or less canon that the dork is a batman fan. and B.) he references daves shitty webcomic. like he actually reads daves crappy jpeg pixely panels and uses the memes and even went to the trouble of writing it in red ink. fucking dorks.
when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes
if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad
overthrow the boogeoisie
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
I would watch the fuck out of that.