♒ |Amanda-19-f-cat|


"Just be glad I dont snatch you and try to break your neck with my feet. He may purr, but I'm the real cat here."


Valerie: (゚Д゚ノ)ノ
Valerie: CAREFUL WITH THE JAM
Amanda: (҂⌣̀_⌣́)ᕤ
Amanda: i can handle the jam
Valerie: (´Д`|||)
Valerie: I don't think you can handle the jam
Valerie: ♪ヾ(・∀・`*)ノ
Valerie: NOT WITHOUT HELP
Jul

domobird:

takingbackhyrule:

bengalqueen:

minisporgiti:

please can this spread like wildfire?

"EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTERRR"

fucking unbelievable. I am blown away. 

WOAAAHWOWOWOWOWO

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sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

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securelyinsecure:

poplockandpantydropit:

Adventure time be knowing

Well, damn

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captainmorqans:

are we gonna say anything about the gagged bieber cutout or

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16 shades of beach - samples of sand taken from 16 different beaches on the Isles of Lewis and Harris.

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Anonymous said:
what exactly is tumblr?
clannyphantom replied:

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

image

What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

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baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

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dutchster:

it’s really weird trying to think about what goes on in a dog or cat’s head. just imagine being a cat on a street and there’s no people, just all these boxes with closed doors, and you lack the imagination to think there’s people and furniture and other cats behind those walls. it’s just this world of huge rectangles that people disappear into. but still they seem to adapt pretty easy and don’t really care how everything in the world works

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