♒ |Amanda-18-f-cat|


"Just be glad I dont snatch you and try to break your neck with my feet. He may purr, but I'm the real cat here."


Valerie: (゚Д゚ノ)ノ
Valerie: CAREFUL WITH THE JAM
Amanda: (҂⌣̀_⌣́)ᕤ
Amanda: i can handle the jam
Valerie: (´Д`|||)
Valerie: I don't think you can handle the jam
Valerie: ♪ヾ(・∀・`*)ノ
Valerie: NOT WITHOUT HELP
Apr

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

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Apr

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

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Apr

courtbo:

modorrelin:

reminder that there’s a con checklist

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I will always reblog this for my followers.

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Apr

ladyskorpia:

that-mage-of-heart:

ladyskorpia:

that-mage-of-heart:

ladyskorpia:

that-mage-of-heart:

ladyskorpia:

My nationality is Pecan Pie.

*le gasp* I am from the Pumpkin Pie kingdom…our kingdoms are sworn enemies!

Don’t even think about coming near my oven, you gourdy Thanksgiving phony of a desert!

But…we were friends once. Were we not?

That was once upon a pie.

I don’t crust you anymore.

So that’s it tin? Just discard me like pie crumbs as if what we had meant nothing to you? Q n Q

I never thought something as trivial as lineage would drive a fork in our friendship…

I shouldn’t have told you…

Do me a flavor and tell your kingdom a storm is coming.

I’m sending my infanpastry when the timer dings.

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Apr

lecterings:

when someone finds an old picture of you

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and whoever found it just goes

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Apr

beefycurtains:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

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Apr

londontank:

silohouettes:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

9gag:

Melondramatic

Water you doing with your life

This makes me feel meloncholy

watermelon

thank you for your contribution

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Apr

completely forgot i was redoing my profile and left it looking like shit

im amazing

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Apr
Lysdexic: it starts on a friday
Lysdexic: I have class that day
Lysdexic: I have to fucking
Kyrthrix: oh no
Kyrthrix: ha
Kyrthrix: ahhahahaha
Lysdexic: I mean
Lysdexic: it's just one class though
Lysdexic: I can probably get a doctor's note
Kyrthrix: purrobably
Lysdexic: get me a doctor's note
Kyrthrix: can i like
Kyrthrix: punch you in the dick
Kyrthrix: bring in a note that says
Kyrthrix: you got punched in the dick
Kyrthrix: and cant come in today
Kyrthrix: dickpunch syndrome
Kyrthrix: tends to be fatal
Kyrthrix: :y
Lysdexic: Don't you fucking marginalize DPS man
Lysdexic: it's real
Kyrthrix: i know
Kyrthrix: ever looked on the label
Kyrthrix: seen one of the main causes of dps
Kyrthrix: they'll have a picture of me there
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Apr

dannydevites:

draumatics:

themadkingreigns:

how is that a travel warning

THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY 

GuyS werE THE ALIENS

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Apr

groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

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Apr

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

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Apr

yhrite:

Sasha is asleep

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