My nationality is Pecan Pie.
*le gasp* I am from the Pumpkin Pie kingdom…our kingdoms are sworn enemies!
Don’t even think about coming near my oven, you gourdy Thanksgiving phony of a desert!
But…we were friends once. Were we not?
That was once upon a pie.
I don’t crust you anymore.
So that’s it tin? Just discard me like pie crumbs as if what we had meant nothing to you? Q n Q
I never thought something as trivial as lineage would drive a fork in our friendship…
I shouldn’t have told you…
Do me a flavor and tell your kingdom a storm is coming.
I’m sending my infanpastry when the timer dings.
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
completely forgot i was redoing my profile and left it looking like shit
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me